34: We got iPhone 13 and iPad mini and WE HAVE THOUGHTS

Genius Bar

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🗓️ 29 September 2021

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Jon Prosser and Sam Kohl redefine the meaning of "off the rails" in the first episode of Genius Bar since the launch of iPhone 13 and the new iPad mini. Absolutely not productive conversation is present and duo essentially loses their minds, live on the pod. This episode is sponsored by Hover. Grab this domain name and many more at http://hover.com/genius. Get a 10% discount with our referral link on all new purchases. Make a name for yourself with Hover. This episode is also sponsored by ChiliSleep! Head over to chilisleep.com/GENIUS to learn more and save 20% off the purchase of any new sleep system. This episode is also sponsored by Munk Pack! Go to http://MunkPack.com, select ANY product, then enter the code "GENIUS" at checkout to save 20% off your purchase.

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0:00.0	Wouldn't it be great if when you went to buy a computer or after you bought a computer?
0:06.4	If you had any questions, you could ask a genius. Well, that's what we've got. This is called the Genius Bar.
0:25.8	Sam?
0:28.7	I got my fruit snack and I'm on a high alert. I need you to understand, okay? What are you doing? Oh, I have one of those, too.
0:39.2	Welcome to Genius Bar, everybody. You got the iPhone 13? Yeah, was it, was it, was it you saw it at the store, too?
0:46.7	Yeah, I was just walking by. Yeah, yeah, I was in my, in the parking lot. I was actually in my car and some dude said,
0:53.2	Yo, you just won an iPhone 13. I was like, what? Oh, yeah, I bought it. You bought it just like I was drunk, too.
0:59.2	Yeah, he made it his way to where you live as well. Yeah, the same guy that got sold you that clone.
1:05.2	Yeah, I'm
1:07.7	exact same.
1:08.5	Welcome to Genius Bar, everybody. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. John, can we start? I guess we should say we're fighting.
1:16.1	I I'm really angry at you. I'm very angry at you. But first, I'm more angry at something else. Sam,
1:22.4	I'm on, I am on high alert. Okay. I need, I, I sent you a text on accident. I meant to send that to Karina, but you got it.
1:28.8	I sent you a picture. It was supposed to go to Karina because it does make a sense of me. No, it's a picture of me. Wait. Yeah.
1:35.2	And you had your security camera pulled up. Yeah. I thought to myself, why the hell is he watching his security cam from his office?
1:42.1	Like he's on a high alert. You saw I am sitting in a summer, according to podcast, but right here, my bad air is up.
1:50.5	And I am watching my fucking front door. Yeah. Why are you okay? Dude, like, do I need to come over there and be like your 20 something didn't happen. Did it? Yeah. Yes. So
2:02.1	No, you know, something. So this is the quietest neighborhood ever. There's no issues here. There's never been any issues. Except for that murder, suicide, that happened down the road, like in June, but, you know, who's keeping track?
2:15.0	So we wake up today. And it was, I want to say it was like 10.
2:19.8	The doorbell rings. Karina answers it. Usually I answer the door. Like, if it's for mail or somebody weird outside. Yeah, I'll go. No, it's not like that. Do I come out like like a vampire?
2:33.0	Because I just wake up in the lights, do you write? And I'm like, what do you want? Yeah, this is my iPhone. Thank you.
2:38.8	Yes. That's seriously me. Like, dude, we have two cameras. We have like a regular camera facing the sidewalk in the road.
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