Hey James, it's Arty, your old roommate from college. Hey, I've been looking for you forever, man.

And then just by chance, I hear your voice on a podcast.

Well, I just got one thing to say to you man. I want my lava lamp back. How you're doing out there, podcast, people, this is nobody's listening podcast.

People, this is nobody's listening podcast, episode 34, brought to you on Monday, the week of Monday actually, because you might be listening

this later, it is 910.

That means it's September the 10th, the day after Sunday, the day before Tuesday Tuesday and nobody's listening

podcast is a podcast where we tell our funny life stories and invite you to do

the same and in continuing to I don't know improve on our on our goal on our theme on our our central existence

we are inviting guest hosts throughout the next couple of weeks today I'm very very

happy and very excited and a little bit wet in the seat over letting you guys know that we have none other than the Scott Johnson on with us. Say hi Scott. Hey how's it going man. Oh man we're doing

good. I'm a little nervous because whether you know it or not I didn't tell you this off

off the recording but you you are my podcast mentor.

Really?

Yeah.

I don't know if I can live up to this this crazy expectation you have because I am just a

normal young man.

I know you keep saying that but that's not true.

And you don't have to live up to anything because the benefit of having a mentor for

somebody you really don't know is that they have already done everything that you

already idolized them for naturally so see no pressure just be yeah I I'm

just kind of a you know middle 30s getting too fat kind of dude and I appreciate any nice

things people say to me so thank you very much and I'm thrilled to be here by the

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