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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

34. The Beautiful Manuscript

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2017

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

It is the 34th episode! Guess what: we named our first elder! On today's show, Chris talks about being a creature of habit. Also discussed: New Jersey diners, Babylon, movies with scrolls in it, clowns aren't scary, March of the Penguins, Ibexes on a wall, & TMFUIPOTW. Tweet your questions and spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Twitter and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. For the true babies: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdelia/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdelia Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial/ YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/2rA0sI0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:35.3

I love, like enjoying a latte on the bars with some music or on a walk with a friend. My

0:42.7

only resolution is to enjoy more of what I love, like switching up my usual with oat,

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you by the Cash app. I don't know if you've seen this, but the Cash app has done something

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now.

1:33.0

What's up, my babies? How you guys doing? It's the 34th episode. What the fuck how did we do it?

1:53.6

We did it. We keep doing it. You know, sitting here, I got my two dogs over here on the other

1:59.7

side of me. I'm other orange chair. They're being very cute, same in butters. They're sleeping.

2:09.1

And I'm chilling. This is the 34th episode. I was, where was I this weekend? I tell you,

2:18.2

man, I do the road so much that I don't even know. I do, I do do the road a lot. Yeah. I

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