34: Six unnecessary doorknobs

Lateral with Tom Scott

Education, Comedy, Leisure, Games

4.9 • 742 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Melissa Fernandes, Sabrina Cruz and Taha Khan from 'Answer in Progress' face questions about generous grades, delayed days and spacious sidewalks. LATERAL is a comedy panel game podcast about weird questions with wonderful answers, hosted by Tom Scott. For business enquiries, contestant appearances or question submissions, visit https://www.lateralcast.com. Join the Producer's Club via https://members.lateralcast.com for ad-free episodes and bonus content. HOST: Tom Scott. QUESTION PRODUCER: David Bodycombe. RECORDED AT: Podcasts NZ Studios. EDITED BY: Julie Hassett at The Podcast Studios, Dublin. MUSIC: Karl-Ola Kjellholm ('Private Detective'/'Agrumes', courtesy of epidemicsound.com). ADDITIONAL QUESTIONS: Lewis Tough, Arun Uttamchandani, Phil, Joey R., Leonard. FORMAT: Pad 26 Limited/Labyrinth Games Ltd. EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: David Bodycombe and Tom Scott. © Pad 26 Limited (https://www.pad26.com) / Labyrinth Games Ltd. 2023. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	According to scientists at a Dresden University, what type of wave travels at 12 metres per second,
0:06.4	regardless of altitude? The answer to that at the end of the show. My name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral.
0:18.4	We've got a wonderful set of guests on today's show,
0:21.2	which means that either I have very good producers and guest bookers,
0:24.4	or we're very good at blackmail,
0:26.0	because returning for another episode,
0:29.1	we have the team from Answer In Progress,
0:32.3	and we start today with Taha Khan.
0:34.8	Tom does have blackmail on me.
0:39.1	The thing is, just in a moment there, for a moment I went, do I?
0:45.2	Because we filmed before, I'm like, did I accidentally?
0:48.8	Have I got footage of Taha someone?
0:51.2	Like, kicking a kitten?
0:52.3	I don't think so.
0:53.8	Just admitting he did tax
0:55.6	fraud. And also, not admitting she did tax fraud, Sabrina Cruz. Well, you have the footage now.
1:05.1	And finally, also not committing tax fraud, which may be the best introduction I've given anyone,
1:09.9	Melissa Fernandez. Hello, I hope I'm not committing tax fraud, which may be the best introduction I've given anyone. Melissa Fernandez.
1:11.1	Hello.
1:14.1	I hope I'm not committing tax fraud.
1:15.6	You could only hope.
1:19.0	You can never be truly certain.
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