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Russell Howard’s Five Brilliant Things

34. Lou Sanders

Russell Howard’s Five Brilliant Things

Avalon

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.5567 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Why is Lou Sanders moving to a farm in Portugal? What noise does Lou Sanders make when she snowboards? The answers are all in her Wonderbox, as well as how to have meaningful interactions with a cat. This is one of the most entertaining Wonderboxes to have been filled in a long time. You know who Lou is, otherwise you wouldn’t be reading this far; if you’re just here as an intrepid explorer of random blocks of text then we salute you, and would urge you just to listen to the first ten minutes of the podcast – you’ll quickly get the idea and want more Lou. She’s ace.   If you’ve just enjoyed the podcast, give yourself a moment to calm down, then get yourself some more Lou Sanders. Her book ‘What’s That Lady Doing’ comes out in paperback in July and it’s already had many rave reviews… so you should strut down to an independent bookshop and snap it up.   Also as she so deftly mentioned in the podcast she’s off on tour next year with her brand new stand-up show 'No Kissing in the Bingo Hall' and those tickets are available NOW! For information and tickets you must visit https://www.lousanders.com   That is all the words for this hypodermic of Wonderbox. Get back here next week for another hit in the veins. Feels soooooo goooooood.   Producer: Dan Atkinson Line Producer: Daisy Knight Exec Producer: James Taylor Composer: Fat Lady Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now, are all the traitors present?

0:02.0

Let's get started, shall we?

0:04.0

From rags to riches.

0:06.0

I'm so sick of this.

0:07.0

Working like a dog and being treated worse.

0:09.0

Yorkshire to New York.

0:10.0

Poor climbers, you and me.

0:12.0

A life dedicated to revenge.

0:14.0

Let's make this an occasion to remember.

0:17.0

A Woman of Substance on Channel 4.

0:19.0

Stream now.

0:20.0

A Woman of Substance on Channel 4, stream now.

0:33.6

Hello there, my guest on this week's show is a fantastic comedian with an original style.

0:39.3

Recently, she's been on Dancing on Ice, co-hosting Unforgivable on Dave and writing her autobiography. This is Lou Sanders Wonderbox.

0:46.9

So you think you've got a tropical disease?

0:50.9

I do, I do. I'm wondering. I'm wondering. My friend has got a tropical disease, not to brag. He's got like a thing coming out of his neck. Not a love bite. And he's going to the centre of tropical diseases in London. Big shout out. And they're trying to figure out what it is.

1:28.2

Wow. When you say he's got a thing coming up, what we're doing with? Well, sort of growth, I think. Yeah, but it's not like, yeah, they're saying it is a tropical disease. Right. Yeah, and then I think I've got one just because I'm a bit tired and woozy and I like, I like drama. but there's no evidence yeah that would terrify me I said I think I've got a tropical disease and you said

1:34.2

so have I gonorrhea that's how it went this exactly yeah I've had terrible I don't know what it is

1:38.1

about this studio I think because I because when I do this podcast I'll never know what we're going to

1:41.9

chat about I'm fine but my anus gets ever so itchy and scared and just a bit worried and clearly.

1:49.7

I really, you don't get nervous about a podcast with all your hours.

1:52.8

But my ass is ever so frightened.

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