34 - Lee's A Basic B*tch

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2018

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0	And the Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:15.0	now, oh, oh, oh, oh, now, oh,
0:18.0	and oh, it's, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:25.0	oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
0:28.0	oh, oh, oh, oh, Now, now.
0:44.0	Now.
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0:46.0	Oh, Oh,
0:47.0	Now. Now, Now, Now,
0:48.0	Now,
0:50.0	Oh,
0:51.0	Oh, Oh, Wow that guy had a stack of...
0:57.0	Wow that guy had a stack...
0:59.0	That's a stack of them.
1:01.0	I got a stack.
1:02.0	He had a whole stack? He had a 360 room of keyboards. I don't know.
1:07.4	He could reach up to and he knew exactly which one to press you or the same exact.
1:11.6	I immediately pictured. I'm gossing popping on that fucking
1:16.5	scorpion jacket and we were all just driving baby.
1:20.3	I don't know if you guys noticed but well you were doing cool keyboards everywhere bit I was doing my own bit where I was walking
1:30.3	Pretty rap totally ignored your bit if you guys want to rewind and go watch that again,
1:34.3	imagine me in an abandoned city, or like a city.
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