34: KFC | Ep. 34 The Consumers

The Consumers

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4.9 • 620 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode is finger licking good. The guys take a big bite into KFC and it's spirited and feisty founder Colonel Sanders. This week also features Sean's haircut, someone may have been issued a citation, Greg's new special, Golden Tee, another Mandy Moore reference, fun facts, listener comments and of course the Word of The Week.

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0:00.0	Welcome to The Consumers. My name is Greg Warren.
0:15.2	I'm here today with Sean O'Brien.
0:18.8	Greg, it's good to be back, buddy.
0:20.4	Good to have you here, man.
0:21.3	I haven't seen you in a week.
0:22.3	Yeah?
0:22.7	Got a new haircut.
0:24.7	Cut it pretty short. Look, this is what we do, guys. Summertime, which oddly today in the St. Louis is not summertime weather. It's like 48 degrees this morning. Yeah, it's a little cool. Not having it. So yeah, right around mid-May, I just let it go.
0:35.8	My hair, see, what I want is, man, I want, like, thick.
0:37.4	That's not letting it go.
0:38.7	Yeah.
0:40.2	Let it go.
0:40.8	You're right.
0:41.3	That's not letting it go. Yeah.
0:40.2	Let it go. You're right.
0:41.5	Tim, you make a good point. It's the opposite. It's the opposite of letting it go. Let it go. That took, what? 14 seconds for me to flub there? That's about on par, guys. Go ahead.
0:50.3	So you cut it.
0:50.9	It looks great.
0:51.9	Yeah.
0:52.0	But in my head,
0:52.6	like,
0:52.8	I'm like,
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