Hey everybody it's Lisa Lampinelli the Queen of Maine and you know what I got my own

podcast yeah does everyone have one pretty much but mine's different because I'm

gonna help you like I help myself.

Get stuffed with Lisa Lampinelli every week is going to teach you how to have the fabulous

life that I have.

If you don't listen, you're just stupid and don't want to help yourself, so don't even

listen. I don't even want you to, but if you do, if you disobey my orders and listen, you can go

to Farrell Audio.com or download it from iTunes. But again, don don't listen I don't even care I'm going to do. Okay, Ali and Georgia, Slumber Partee.

Yes.

Hey George.

Hey, Ali, what did you learn this week?

So, bitch.

What did I learn this week?

Oh, I learned stuff.

I learned things about the universe.

Tell me about the universe.

I thought you would like this. I was told this last night.

Saturn on its north pole, has a goddamn hexagon carved into the surface of its North Pole.

We only found out after the Voyager Exploration Mission in 1981, what the fuck? How did that get there?

I love this the most out of anything in the world and my dream upon dreams is to go there

with a metal detector.

You know, do you have any idea how much paper clips and coins are under there?

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