34: Group Text Disaster and Gift Card Revenge
Spitballers Comedy Podcast
Spitballers Comedy Podcast
4.8 • 7.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2019
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
An amazing guest stops by the studio today! You might know him from such things as Home Improvement and ... that's probably it. The guys shared some funny moments about sending a text message you wish you could have back and gave some great advice on how to destroy your enemies. In the end, they construct their perfect meal and Jason goes bananas over mashed potatoes. Be sure to subscribe and share this one with your friends!
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| 0:00.0 | This week on historical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us |
| 0:06.1 | So okay, are you still in the bath? Yes, I'm listening to my podcast. Can I come in? |
| 0:11.6 | No, no, no, no! Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes |
| 0:16.3 | What? Whoa! |
| 0:18.2 | Scars, look at the falling! |
| 0:20.0 | I'm still not looking! |
| 0:24.0 | And I'm not listening to my podcast. Don't want batting, mere catting! |
| 0:29.0 | Simple! Hey, SpitWaz, you enjoy this show and you want just a little bit more head over. |
| 0:35.0 | Hey you! Oh, there you are. You want some more? |
| 0:38.0 | I love this show, yes! Oh, that's not annoying at all. Head over to SpitBallersPod.com |
| 0:44.0 | and find out how you can become an official supporter of this show and get access to the complete |
| 0:50.0 | archives. SpitBallersPod.com |
| 1:00.0 | What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, |
| 1:06.0 | and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve? |
| 1:09.0 | It's the SpitBallersPodcast with Andy Mike and Jason. |
| 1:14.0 | Give my boot back deep, but not a lot of do-oh, yeah! |
| 1:19.0 | Welcome in! I'm gonna start doing that. I'm gonna just go point it one of you or I'm gonna take it. |
| 1:26.0 | We'll never know. Who gets to be the skatman? |
| 1:30.0 | Here's a deal. If you don't hear it from us, you better be doing it in your car or in your home or at your work or in your school. |
| 1:38.0 | Yeah, that's what you want. |
| 1:39.0 | In your gym, wherever you are. |
| 1:42.0 | Random skats when you have the headphones on. That's how you... |
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