34- Fu** Dave Portnoy

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The girls discuss some scary things they witnessed at the bar this past weekend and are once again helping men get laid (we are giving you a makeover). They are also talking about how to use whiskey dick to fuck with a fuckboy and a jack-in-the-box nude to make a man cry. Lastly, they get into the scariest snooping hack to date which reveals ALL of your partner's password. And address girls, poop, and the lengths we will go to hide it. P.S. Doggy is out, the Pony Express is in. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. Daddy Gang! It's Call Her Daddy!
0:15.0	What's up guys? We're back at it again.
0:19.0	The fathers. The founding fathers. We missed you.
0:22.0	It's Father's Day.
0:25.0	So guys, so we're in a new office. Barstool moved offices and it's very different. It's very different. It's a little bit more corporate. office was an actual shit show fraternity people like
0:36.9	chugging vodka the real day this is the same but like there's cubicles and the old office guys guys we never showed up we would just show up to record.
0:45.0	In our defense there were no desks there were no desks for us to ever sit at so we would have to sit in the bathroom.
0:52.0	So now we just moved offices guys and here's the deal.
0:56.0	So our boss, Dave Portenoy, has been on radio multiple times within the past month saying,
1:02.0	you know... Now that we have a new
1:03.9	office and now that there is room and now that they call her daddy girls have
1:08.3	desks I expect them to come into the office every single day because how it used to be is
1:15.0	Alex and I would walk in once a week and we would walk straight into the
1:19.2	recording studio record and leave walk straight out now we have desks and now are expected to work at our desk with a ten and a paper.
1:27.0	Like what?
1:28.0	And a lab shop.
1:29.0	They expect so much from my, it's just so ridiculous.
1:32.0	So anyway, so...
1:33.0	Do they not understand we have to be out in the field going on dates?
1:37.0	We have to get dick appointment in order to have this show.
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