#34 Can Someone Teach Hannah How To Make A F*cking Toast?

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🗓️ 15 January 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Kay and Derek are back and start with Colton’s weird intro from bed this week. At 3:30 they recap the group date featuring Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman. Are we the only ones disappointed by the “first time” stories? They agree that everyone overreacted to Demi picking up the rose. At 13:30 they talk about Hannah B’s painful one-on-one date and pick apart her toast. Just say “to us” and be done with it! At 26:15 they compliment Billy Eichner’s appearance and discuss his “first gay Bachelor” joke. Might Billy be onto something? At 37:35 Kay and Derek close out the show with the first ever “Cringe Harrison Award” of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the Bachelor podcast, I'm Kay.
0:07.8	And I'm Derek.
0:08.8	And we are back back here in New York actually.
0:11.6	We just came back from Miami and it was bright and sunny and now we're wearing basically
0:17.5	all black again.
0:18.5	I guess we took our black to South Beach.
0:21.4	Yeah, the first night if you guys saw the Twitter live, I was actually like black leather
0:27.5	pants like in Miami like.
0:29.5	All of the guests were from like other places and they all brought their flowery shirts
0:33.4	and here we were just like in all black.
0:37.1	All right, be the bachelor.
0:38.9	All right, all right, be the bachelor.
0:40.8	So we are back to actually two hours as well.
0:44.2	Thank God.
0:45.2	The first week with the three hours, that was, I mean, fully aggressive.
0:48.8	Like, I guess we saw 30 minutes of real footage that like normally is the girls, you know,
0:55.9	doing crazy stuff or whatever on night one, it was all just cut away to the goose and
1:01.1	crystal in a parking lot.
1:03.9	In a parking lot hot tub.
1:06.2	So but now we have to pick between Vanderpump and the bachelor.
1:09.9	I tweeted at least a Vanderpump last night because she was like, are you guys watching
1:14.8	Hashtag pump rolls?
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