#34 BIRTHDAYS, BREAKUPS & CELEBRITY IMPRESSIONS WITH COMEDIAN ANDREA LOPEZ

Literally, Not OK with Alexis Waters

Alexis Waters

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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This week on Literally, Not OK I am joined by my actual real-life angel sent from TikTok — the hilarious, talented, and stunning Andrea Lopez (@andrealopezcomedy)! We talk ALL the things: birthday breakdowns, missing weed pens, vomit flights, cheeseburgers soaked in Diet Coke, and why I’m literally in my “show me how good it can get” era. Andrea opens up about her major breakup, the chaos of car rentals, and how she rewired her whole brain post-heartache. We also dive into our worst habits, our “hear me out” crushes (shoutout animated Tarzan), and Andrea absolutely ends the episode with iconic impressions of Todd Chrisley, Kristen Cavallari, and Teresa Giudice.

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0:00.0	I...
0:01.0	You could do a little lean back?
0:01.3	Yeah, maybe he'll lean back.
0:03.3	No, you know, I'm really like...
0:05.2	Yeah, myself.
0:06.2	Like, I walked out of the hotel today and some two men were like, yo, can I get your number? Classic. That's all I needed. That is all I need. All I need it. I don't care if you're a construction worker. I don't care if you're Amazon. If you have a penis and you hit on me, it will make my day.
0:21.0	The accordion, the live player, he's playing the, you know, he, I give him a dollar and he goes, by the way, you're beautiful. This man has white hair. He's 80 years old. You know, Alexis, I took it. And I said, that's all I needed. No, when I tell you, I was smiling in my Uber. That's all I needed.
0:37.9	And then I text Tyler.
0:38.9	I'm like, I still got it.
0:40.0	Like I got hit on.
0:53.0	And it was like, oh, no, I'm married. But like, it's okay. No, no, no. It's fine. We're going to get through this. Maybe it's in my bag. It definitely is. Don't worry. She has two courses. It's the case the one, Lord Emmerth.
0:55.1	Putting you through the ringer.
0:56.2	This is the perfect way to start the literally not okay podcast.
0:58.3	What I tell you, it's been a journey.
1:01.1	It's been a journey, but all that matters is that we're together.
1:05.2	But we're together and you found your phone.
1:08.6	Thank you.
1:10.3	Guys, I just lost my phone for about 15 seconds.
1:13.2	My heart was sinking into my vagina.
1:15.5	But today I am joined by comedian impressionist.
1:20.1	Is it impressionist?
1:21.5	Yeah, I always say comedian impressionist.
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