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Weird Medicine: The Podcast

339 - The Therapeutic Baptism

Weird Medicine: The Podcast

Dr. Steve & Studio71

Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.9759 Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Dr Steve tells a holiday story. Feat. Dr Scott and Dr Ryan. Premium.doctorsteve.com is back online, if you had a sub, it has been canceled and you need to reinstate it. If you didn't, now is a good time! Don't forget: STUFF.DOCTORSTEVE.COM and SIMPLYHERBALS.NET! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:36.8

I need some touch it. Yo, ho, ho,, riotcast.com. I need some such yet.

0:38.6

Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho-de-ho.

0:40.1

I'm a garretid.

0:41.4

You've got diphtheria.

0:46.9

I've got diphtheria crushing my esophagus.

0:50.2

I've got Zabolovibre stripping from my nose.

0:52.8

I've got the leprosy of the heartbowl,

0:55.0

exacerbating my incredible woes.

0:58.0

I want to take my brain out,

1:00.0

plastic width of wave, an ultrasonic, ecographic and a pulsating shave.

1:03.0

I want a magic pill.

1:05.0

All my ailments, the health equivalent of citizen cane.

1:08.0

And if I don't get it now in the tablet, I think I'm doomed, then I'll have to go insane.

1:14.1

I want a requiem for my disease.

1:16.9

So I'm page it, Dr. Steve.

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