339. The Squirtin' Monologues
Congratulations with Chris D'Elia
Chris D'Elia
4.8 • 26.5K Ratings
🗓️ 28 September 2023
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Co-op members save more on big nights in. Pick up two British ranch states and fries for £4.50 |
| 0:06.1 | for a Co-op member, or £5 if you're not. Medium, rare or well done. However you like it, |
| 0:12.0 | we've got you covered. Pop into your local Co-op today, and 31st of October selected product |
| 0:17.2 | subject availability member price valid in store only. At Eon Next, we believe life's better |
| 0:22.8 | when you know you can get your hands on discounts across a range of home energy solutions, |
| 0:27.8 | like boilers and solar panels, so you can treat your home to a bit of future proofing. |
| 0:32.7 | We think that makes energy a little bit better, and that's why we're always working towards |
| 0:37.6 | helping you get more out of your energy. So visit eonnext.com today. Discounts available to |
| 0:43.2 | eonnext customers and 30th of December 2023, season sees eligibility criteria and geographical |
| 0:48.5 | restrictions apply. |
| 1:18.5 | Baltimore, Philadelphia, Reading, and then I just added some Oxnard California dates where I'm |
| 1:23.6 | going to be doing some new material at December 15th through December 16th. Oxnard, |
| 1:28.2 | Liberty Live, and that's over in near Los Angeles. And so that's what's going on here, you know. |
| 1:36.9 | But we're going to do right now with the next episode of Congratulations! |
| 1:49.4 | I can't wait till this podcast is AI, honestly, and I just don't really have to do shit. |
| 1:56.1 | It'll be a while, though, I think. We've been in this podcast now for how long has it been? |
| 1:59.4 | It's been 17 to 13 to 16 years. So, and that's just how quick I met math, right? It's just how |
| 2:06.0 | quick I met math. I bought a new scale. I bought an eye massager and I bought the other end. |
| 2:14.4 | Those are my Amazon purchases. Amazon's crazy kind of, it's going, Amazon's crazy. My son's |
| 2:21.4 | three and a half and he just will see something on TV and he'll be like, oh, let's get that on |
| 2:25.2 | Amazon. And I'm just like, all right, you know, I just realized actually I have this here and I |
| 2:33.8 | don't know why I must be because I was blowing my nose. But every time I have this next to my bed, |
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