339 Don't Toothpaste Your Dick!

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Public Service Announcement: Do not use toothpaste as lube! This is just one of the pearls of wisdom that my mom shares with us this week. We also discuss how astrology is telling us that good things like sex are headed our way. I also share new findings about Attachment Theory that my mom considers "More boring than a funeral." Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect for oral, anal, and vaginal sex. Use code MOM at www.UberLube.com for 10% off and free shipping. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.8	sex podcast collective, visit pleasurepodcasts.com. And I think it depends who I'm with, because I have
0:36.9	had secure relationships.
0:38.6	Not right now, because you're fucking laughing at me for sharing information with you.
0:42.1	I'm sorry.
0:43.0	I couldn't help it.
0:44.3	It was like when you try not to laugh and you start laughing.
0:46.7	Like if you're at a funeral and you start laughing.
0:48.6	You think this is like a funeral?
0:51.0	Exactly.
0:53.0	God damn it.
0:54.4	It just overcame me that this was getting really boring.
0:58.4	It's not boring.
1:00.1	It's not boring.
1:02.0	It's uncomfortable to talk about sex, but sometimes it's important to get uncomfortable.
1:07.4	Sex Talk with My mom is the best mom's son podcast about sex.
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