Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show special edition.

No glasses today because I'm not high on oxy cotton.

When I wear the glasses, it's because I'm on heroin as some people in the comments

of pointing out that I'm a junkie and I'm wearing the glette, not because the lights burn

my eyes and I have a dick.

I have an eye twitch MTS motor tic syndrome where I sometimes I eyes roll back and people

go, are you having a stroke or do you hate us?

And I'm like, no, I have an eye tick.

This is just what it is.

It comes out when I'm tired or whatever.

When I'm angry and I'm a little perturbed, a little bit, not crazy mad, but I just did

a show at the comedy store and I don't like to speak bad of anything or anyone.

That's a big part of what I avoid here is not trying to speak bad about anybody or

anything or any club I net have I ever spoken negatively about an institution.

No.

And listen, I like the police.

Many good people at the comedy store like the cops.

Many good people are there and they're just doing their job like the people who put

Jews and camps just doing their job.

But I did a Tim Dylan and friend show, which I we sold out in about 30 seconds.

And I and the Tim Dylan and friend show what it is is you, you, your friends, whoever's

there, spade, who's ever in town, Greg Fitzsimmons, who's ever around Annie, who's ever

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