338: Hard G Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we’ll pull out some long overdue roasts, the kids from Covington Catholic sue the time dimension for defamation, and America will make it through this whole intro without a mass shooting.

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Headlines:

Christians say horrible stuff about mass shootings: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/04/oh-lawmaker-blames-dayton-shooting-on-homosexual-marriage-democrats-and-more/ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/04/tx-lt-gov-blames-el-paso-shooting-on-not-letting-kids-pray-in-our-schools/ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/04/preacher-blames-tx-shooting-on-nation-having-thrown-out-the-ten-commandments/ https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/05/trump-condemns-racism-bigotry-and-white-supremacy.html

An Ancient Cathedral in England Installed a Mini Golf Course To Get New Visitors: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/07/31/an-ancient-cathedral-in-england-installed-a-mini-golf-course-to-get-new-visitors/

Rick Wiles would like $100 million please: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/02/rick-wiles-i-need-100-million-to-preach-at-viewers-until-jesus-comes-back/

Italian Town Will Issue Hefty Fine to Anyone Who Commits Public Blasphemy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/07/29/italian-town-will-issue-hefty-fine-to-anyone-who-commits-public-blasphemy/

David Barton Claims Constitution Gives Christians Bonus Rights: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/the-constitution-gives-david-barton-more-protection-than-the-rest-of-you/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Christian mommy blogger: Women are less safe because of feminism: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/05/christian-mom-women-are-more-unsafe-today-because-of-feminism/

India’s Politicians Finally Criminalized “Triple Talaq” Islamic Insta-Divorces: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/07/31/indias-politicians-finally-criminalized-triple-talaq-islamic-insta-divorces/

Saudi women can walk in public without a hall pass now: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/08/05/saudi-women-can-finally-travel-without-a-man-but-theres-more-work-to-be-done/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, this podcast contains profanity and there's fuck all the FCC can do about it.
0:05.0	This week's episode of The Scavving Atheist is brought to you by Honey.
0:09.0	And by the new craft project for the atheist on the go.
0:13.0	I told you so.
0:15.0	Comes in Brent Kavanaugh, mandatory in God we trust, and concentration camp patterns.
0:20.0	I told you so. Maybe they'll listen if you put it on a pillow.
0:24.0	And now, The Scavving Atheist.
0:27.0	Hi, I'm Leo. And as a software engineer, reading the genetic code is horrifying.
0:31.0	It's an absolute mess of global variables, circular dependencies, magic strings,
0:36.0	and loosely coupled monkey patching spaghetti code, 90% of which has been deprecated and left a bit right.
0:41.0	So either God is an idiot or he did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey met.
0:58.0	It's Thursday.
1:00.0	It's August 8th.
1:01.0	And it's balloon-stay-heaven day.
1:04.0	And we're the guys to tell you none of them are making.
1:08.0	No, not all one. I'm no illusions.
1:12.0	I'm Eli Bosnick. He's then right.
1:15.0	And from Grover Cleveland's New Jersey.
1:17.0	Damn right.
1:18.0	And from Grover Cleveland's New Jersey.
1:20.0	Damn right.
1:21.0	And from Grover Cleveland's New Jersey.
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