#338 - Attempting Immortality - Llanfair, Wales, United Kingdom

Small Town Murder

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

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4.9 • 74.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This week, in Llanfair, Wales, United Kingdom, the horrible discovery of local woman, with her heart wrapped in newspaper, and placed in a saucepan of blood, atop a silver platter, and several other strange arrangements of candlesticks, and fireplace pokers cause the whole area to freak out, and tell tales of strange vans, driving around. But what is discovered is much weirder. A local boy, with a bit of an unhealthy vampire fantasy, and an even unhealthier desire to drink human blood!!

Along the way, we find out that Wales is very different from England, that even normal neighborhood lads can harbor strange obsessions, and that some places are apparently "perfect for vampires"!!

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0:00.0	You're listening ad-free on Wondery Plus.
0:20.0	Hello everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express!
0:24.0	Yeah!
0:25.0	Two two!
0:27.0	Oh yeah indeed Jimmy, yeah indeed! My name is James Petrogallo, I'm here with my co-host.
0:31.0	I'm Jimmy Wiseman!
0:32.0	Thank you folks so much for joining us all aboard the murder train.
0:36.0	Pull it away from the station and oh boy do we have a crazy one today.
0:40.0	Insane we're going across the pond here to check out some British murder and it is...
0:47.0	It really feels American. That's the thing that struck me so much is how much of a panhandle murder this is.
0:54.0	It's wild. I'm like wow you have that too. It made me almost feel better about our country.
0:58.0	So it's good before we get to that very quickly we need to head over to shut up and give me murder.com.
1:03.0	November the 28th tickets for the 2023 live show tour are coming out there.
1:11.0	We're going to be on sale that day. Very quickly where we'll be February 10th, Cleveland, February 11th, St. Louis, March 23rd, 24th Seattle, March 25th, Portland, Oregon.
1:20.0	Not mean May 5th, Detroit May 6th, Pittsburgh, July 15th, San Diego, July 28th Salt Lake City, the 29th Denver, August 11th Minneapolis, August 12th, Chicago, September 8th, Atlanta, September 9th, Charlotte, October 6th, Philadelphia, October 7th, Washington, DC, dates still to come for Phoenix, Milwaukee, Boston, New York.
1:43.0	So those are coming hopefully they'll be up by the by the 28th when everything's for sale because that would really help a lot. So can't wait do that. Also, head over to patreon.com slash crime and sports.
1:56.0	Get all your bonus material. Anybody five dollars or above you get everything all the bonus episodes, all back catalog of bonus stuff this week, which you're going to get for crime and sports, which you'll have access to, you're going to get all the bad stuff that Ben Rothless burger allegedly did.
2:10.0	Talk about that. Never mind football. Let's talk about these terrible accusations that have been kind of hanging over his head like a cloud for the last 20 years. And then also for small town murder, it's the prisoner dating game. Everybody it's back.
2:24.0	Oh, we're excited for this. Obviously I line up for bachelor's and for bachelor's for Jimmy here. The only thing they all have in common is they are currently incarcerated and they were going to they have their own dating profiles. Jimmy's going to pick one based on just what they say in the profiles. And then he's going to get to find out who they are and more importantly what they did.
2:44.0	And up where they are. And it's going to be a lot of fun. It's never a good choice. So much fun. The violent felon prisoner dating game. It's patreon.com slash crime and sports. That said, I think it's time, Jimmy, sit back with clear the lungs. I think a little bit here
3:00.0	everybody. I don't care where you are. If you're in your live, your kitchen, scream, scare the shit out of your dog. If you're at the gym, make everybody run for the hills, that's good exercise for them.
3:10.0	them a favor as they sprint from you. They need that exercise. They need the cardio. And let's shout
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