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The Basement Yard

#337 - This Man Has A Battery Powered P*nis

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Frank & Joe discuss an Iranian man's unfortunate mishap with an AA battery. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard.

0:01.4

Get ahead.

0:03.0

Bless them.

0:05.5

Bless them.

0:06.2

You remember, you know,

0:09.3

remember what are you doing?

0:10.6

I'm making fun of our friends.

0:12.3

First of all, this cool shirt has a hood.

0:14.6

Well, I was gonna say it's not a shirt if it has a hood, right?

0:16.8

Not a shirt.

0:17.6

Well, no, it has a hood.

0:18.6

Just a thin, thin sweater.

0:21.2

Did you get that in like a subscription pack?

0:23.3

I didn't.

0:23.8

I got it from my friend Joe.

0:26.0

I have two friends, Joe.

0:27.3

Wow.

0:27.6

You got a little bitch.

0:28.4

Okay.

0:29.3

Joe Reiser.

0:30.1

He's a, he has like a workout.

0:32.3

Is that the kid who lifts weights and has a gun?

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