337 - Springtime in Texas
The Tim Dillon Show
The Tim Dillon Show
4.7 β’ 13.2K Ratings
ποΈ 10 March 2023
β±οΈ 71 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Tim Dylan's show. I'm here for the opening of the comedy |
| 0:04.5 | mother ship in Austin, Texas. And I wanted to borrow a studio and my agents at CAA were like, |
| 0:12.2 | you have to call your friend down there and borrow his studio. I think they mentioned |
| 0:21.3 | O'Rogan, but I have another friend down here that I absolutely love. And he's one of the greatest |
| 0:27.0 | broadcasters of all time. And it's very exciting to be with him. And I'm sure that they're all fine. |
| 0:33.4 | It's CAA absolutely all love this. What would be wrong with this? Please welcome my friend who |
| 0:40.8 | needs no introduction. The great Alex Jones. Tim, amazing. You did an incredible job. So the rest of |
| 0:48.6 | the folks at the mother ship last night, Joe looks like she had a time machine. He's getting younger |
| 0:52.6 | while you and I get older. Amazing hanging out with you guys and Rosanne Barles last night. |
| 0:56.9 | Yeah. Me and Rosanne look like we're going the wrong way. And Joe looks like he's going the right |
| 1:03.6 | way. Well, the man looks pretty good actually. Yes. A pair to be in him. Well, you know, Rosanne is |
| 1:09.2 | she's there's she's animated by a force of life. Yes. Which is good. And me and you struggle |
| 1:15.9 | with that. But you're a sexy guy. I appreciate it. We're getting married in Vegas next week. |
| 1:21.3 | We're getting married in Vegas. And everyone will support that, I believe, right? Well, I mean, |
| 1:26.3 | it's not a joke. We're getting married. It's going to be you and I and Joe had a monogamous night. |
| 1:30.8 | It's the Royal wet. Yes. We were both very out of shape and he talked to us about that. But |
| 1:35.2 | this is going to be the Royal wedding. Fuck Megan Markle and that autistic lizard. This is going to be |
| 1:40.5 | the one. But it's amazing to be here. Thank you for letting me use your studio. Thank you. There |
| 1:47.2 | you go. Somebody wrote that Alex three fourths of Mount Rushmore. That is pretty hilarious. |
| 1:54.1 | Me and Rosanne bar the dream team the family. And I put you guys up. I said, you're really starting |
| 2:01.2 | to grow up and you realize your parents are just people and you and Rosanne are my parents. |
| 2:08.8 | But I was watching you know so much stuff is said about you that because you're so bad you can't |
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