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Sex Talk With My Mom

337 Sex with Aliens

Sex Talk With My Mom

Cameron Poter

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Sexuality

4.5 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Ever had an egg laid inside of you by a splorch, a.k.a., a f*ckable alien tentacle? Well, you'll get to experience what it sounds like alongside my mother and me. We also discuss what is getting us out of the COVID blues, namely Tik Tok, a meditation retreat, and Bob & Brad.  Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want better sleep? Go to Calm.com/SexTalk to get 40% off of Calm's premium subscription! Calm has sleep stories and guided meditations to help put you to bed and ease your worries!  POUR MOI – Hey vulva-owners, want stronger orgasms? Intensity by Pour Moi is an automatic Kegel exerciser that will strengthen your pelvic floor while providing you pleasure! Get $25 off with code MOM at PourMoi.com. NATIVE – Looking for delicious, natural deodorant? Receive 20% off your first order at nativedeo.com/mom or use promo code MOM at checkout. If you've enjoyed the show, please consider leaving us a review at RateThisPodcast.com/Mom. Also, it would mean the world if you'd support us through Patreon.com/sextalkwithmymom – a platform where you can get exclusive STWMM bonus episodes and Zoom chats with us! Get close with us on socials at: Text us - 310-356-3920 Facebook/Instagram - @SexTalkWithMyMom Twitter - @SexTalkPodcast Website - www.SexTalkWithMyMom.com Our podcast's music was crafted by the wildly talented Freddy Avis! Check out his work at http://www.freddyavismusic.com/ Sex Talk With My Mom is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast collective revolutionizing the conversation around sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:28.7

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0:34.6

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0:36.3

What the fuck?

0:39.5

I have to blow my nose and I don't care if I'm touching any boogers.

0:42.1

Disgusting. Are you sick right now?

0:42.4

No.

0:44.5

Tell me right now, are you sick?

0:50.2

Not sick. God forbid I blow my nose. What's wrong with you? I had this feeling that both you and these are both sick.

0:52.9

I had this feeling that you are a paranoid crazy person.

0:55.6

No, your eyes are watering.

0:57.0

Because I'm trying to hold in a sneeze.

1:00.1

You're still holding in a sneeze now.

1:01.4

No, my note.

1:01.8

You were supposed to sneeze and you could, you would have you noticed that every Monday

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