#337 - Project Balance, The State of Pitta Breads and Non-Sexual Condensation Writing

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Elis and John embark on their 1,000 hours of political podcasting over the next 5 weeks, much to Producer Dave’s dismay. Which is quite an incredible aim given the short timescales at play here.

But today’s show is of the unclothed variety as the boys chat being naked whilst John’s seen a film with more willies than the average cinema fare. Plus there are some bold assertions thrown around in the current operating house of this nation, the Petty Parliament.

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0:00.0	Take some time for yourself with soothing classical music from the mindful mix, the Science of
0:07.0	Happiness Podcast.
0:08.0	For the last 20 years I've dedicated my career to exploring the science of living a happier more meaningful life and I want
0:14.4	to share that science with you.
0:16.1	And just one thing, deep calm with Michael Mosley.
0:19.4	I want to help you tap in to your hidden relaxation response system and open the door to that
0:25.4	calmer place within. Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:30.3	BBC Sounds, music, radio podcasts. Hello. Hello their listeners pay attention because this is an important
0:58.9	broadcast on Wednesday May the 22nd at around 10 a.m. my phone run.
1:05.0	My interest was peaked as the phone's display said,
1:08.0	Tim Davy Director General of the BBC mob.
1:11.0	Confused? Confused, I picked up and aware that Westminster was rife with speculation
1:17.8	because Izzy happened to be out so I was cooled up with a self-published book about the history of the League Cup.
1:22.6	It's on, said Tim, in between man-sized licks of his calipo.
1:27.6	You need to initiate project balance.
1:33.4	Tim, I said, if you expect me to be balanced about third division Swindon Town beating
1:37.4	Arcel in the 1969 League Cup final, I'm afraid I can't be.
1:40.8	It was absolutely hilarious and editorially I think it's justified as it was
1:45.0	55 years ago. No, said Tim. That's exactly the kind of thing I want you to joke about.
1:52.3	I have it on good authority from my Calipo guy that Rishisunak is about to call an election.
1:57.5	People are going to be watching the BBC's, I've put like a hawk.
2:00.5	I must be convinced that I can trust you on this.
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