336: The Heated Toilet Debate

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4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about getting naked for the toilet.

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0:30.0	The official podcast number 336 brought to you by the normal gentleman here today. How's everyone feeling?
0:40.6	Good. Thank you for convening the council. There's been a lot of podcasts coming out recently. This is just random topic, but I've seen a lot of clips from different podcasts floating around. I'm glad we got in in the pool early six, seven years ago before podcast, but even I think what are you seeing?
0:57.6	I'm seeing a lot of like podcasts with two guys and about 10 girls on the panel.
1:06.0	That has to be a sign up that man has found a formula to always go viral. He just finds like 10 bimbos from the local college campus.
1:13.6	Which one says something? This is a really common one. So who are you talking about? It says whatever in the back. I don't know what it's called. That's the one ever podcast.
1:23.2	Yeah, it's just a dude. And he'll just say something the most basic common sense thing. He'll say like the earth is round and then five women will lose their shit at him and like leave the room and start insulting him. And that's how he goes viral. And I don't know who's listening to this shit.
1:39.1	I don't either, but I've never seen him say like really like the world is around shit. It's usually all about like attraction and shit like that. Like the alpha male shit.
1:49.4	Not always, but a lot of times. Yeah.
1:53.1	It's usually just shit that every guy intuitively knows like he'll say I wouldn't want to marry a woman who's fucked 50 dudes. And again, all the women will lose their shit and leave the room and such and screech at him.
2:04.3	And I don't know where I guess it's brilliant. Maybe we need to do that. Just find like 10 really low IQ women or men and replace ourselves with four women because that podcast came out of nowhere and immediately became viral.
2:17.7	I don't think that was the first one, right? Like the first one. I think the one that the progenitor of this format. I think was the fresh and fit podcast, right?
2:26.0	Yeah.
2:26.6	Yeah.
2:26.8	Fresh and fit podcast kind of.
2:29.0	Innovated the formula created it where they where they bring on like 10 drop chicks and then like they have like super tired gender disputes at this point.
2:38.8	Like, you know, battle of the sex and style shit that's been going on for decades now.
2:43.1	But they did the weirdest thing.
2:45.0	Those like it really feels like back in middle school where you had to do like,
2:50.7	boys, rule girls, drool kind of shit. That's like half the podcast now.
2:54.6	Oh, yeah.
2:55.2	It's so weird.
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