Hello and welcome to reality TV brand, the podcast.

I am one of your hosts, Delia, and I'm here with my real tight homegirl and my daughter-in-law,

the quintessentially lovely, bitches.

That's me.

We are here to have our continuing conversation about welcome to Plathbill.

And thank God this episode was better than last week.

Sort of.

I mean, marginally so.

Not that much better, bitch. I thought it was pretty tense, though. I don't know. I feel like the minutes of my life are worth something, and I'm throwing them away watching the show. You don't want to call for Bigfoot? You don't want to go in a forest and look for Bigfoot? What makes you think?

I haven't already done that.

We'll talk about it when we get there.

You know how many singing bowls I have. I know.

I've got all of the chakras, bitch.

Anyway, before we get into our recap, we do have to warn you, honey.

Please hide your wife and hide your kids.

Because Nana has got a switch and she's coming for them.

Because we're in a reverent podcast.

Obviously.

We say stupid things.

We are often vulgar.

We have dumb opinions.

We make fun of ourselves and others, I do have to say.

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