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335: I Begum Your Pardon??

Regular Features

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9546 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2019

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Joe wants to jump headlong with his long old head into the world of podcast-TV adaptation. Steve has something extremely erudite to say about the Shamima Begum affair. Log's thinking about shagging again.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Regular regular, regular features.

0:01.9

A regular regular features.

0:04.0

A regular regular features.

0:07.7

Hey lady, welcome to regular features.

0:10.6

This is the podcast that is the same every week.

0:13.8

I'm John Blythe and I am joined in my sexiest voice mode by Who Are You, Steve?

0:20.4

I'm Steve Hgutty.

0:22.3

The snickering was not me.

0:25.7

Yeah.

0:26.4

I thought you were to say, I'm Steve Hogadie,

0:27.9

the snickering bandit.

0:29.1

And on your left is who are you?

0:31.2

You snickering bastard that interrupted him.

0:33.2

I just like to snicker at my friends being sexy.

0:36.7

I'm Joe.

0:39.0

That's the most horrible voice to do.

0:41.9

But well done, one day, but hanging around as you will seem more sexy to the ladies you love so much.

0:47.6

Love them.

0:48.6

Tonight, I will be introducing you to the sex that is had by concepts you've never even imagined.

0:55.0

And I will be looking at what if Shemima Begham's left tit was British,

1:00.8

and her right tit was Bangladeshi.

1:03.7

Much like we as a society have desperately trying to separate the image of a 15-year-old victim of radicalisation.

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