335: Dog vs Dogman
The Confessionals
Merkel Media
4.6 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2021
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe your stamps are on the table next to the birthday card you forgot to send. |
| 0:03.9 | Or in that random drawer full of pens, pennies and paperclips. |
| 0:07.8 | Or stuck to your fridge behind a do-list and a magnet from Malaga. |
| 0:11.2 | Or maybe just maybe, then neatly placed in a completely sensible spot. |
| 0:16.1 | After the 31st of January 2023, regular stamps without a barcode will no longer be valid. |
| 0:21.5 | So if you know where your old ones are, this is your last chance to use them up. |
| 0:25.0 | Or you can swap them. |
| 0:26.4 | For more info visit RoyalMail.com slash barcoded stamps. |
| 0:33.7 | This was all circulating around the base that a giant had to kill, but no one was supposed to talk about it. |
| 0:40.2 | I saw three long bowling fingers, |
| 0:44.2 | reach up underneath the door, curl up to grab it and then disappear. |
| 0:51.0 | When he came over to me, |
| 0:54.2 | dude, he slithered over to me. |
| 1:00.8 | And this giant comes out of the cave and they're all frozen. |
| 1:04.5 | And he starts running and firing up this giant. |
| 1:07.2 | For the giant move, he's got a spear in one hand and he's running really fast. |
| 1:12.7 | And spears, danics, pulls him up like this. |
| 1:16.7 | Somebody else shoot him in the face, shoot him in the face, they basically decap it. |
| 1:20.7 | Got places, got places, got places, got places, got places, when he's got about 15 yards away from me. |
| 1:28.1 | I raised that 4 gauge, my blows his head off. |
| 1:30.7 | I feel something pulling at my leg and I look over and there are two, |
| 1:36.8 | small, gray, and petite, pulling it. |
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