#335 - Cursed FC, The Peter Clause and The Tide On Your Nethers

Elis James and John Robins

BBC

Comedy

4.8 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Well, well, well. Every so often the old gal which is Made Up Games throws a grenade into the mix. And does it lead to drama? You bet ya it does as sparks fly.

We’re still operating in a Daveless Zone as he launches his online whiskey company / goes walking in the Lake District - delete as to what’s believable. With the Masterman away there's a googly received at the 80 Daves crease and elsewhere Elis is humiliated on the football field.

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0:00.0	Take some time for yourself with soothing classical music from the mindful mix, the Science of
0:07.0	Happiness Podcast.
0:08.0	For the last 20 years I've dedicated my career to exploring the science of living a happier more meaningful life and I want
0:14.4	to share that science with you.
0:16.1	And just one thing, deep calm with Michael Mosley.
0:19.4	I want to help you tap in to your hidden relaxation response system and open the door to that
0:25.4	calmer place within. Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:30.3	BBC Sounds, music, radio podcasts. Hello everyone and welcome to the Ellis James and John Robbins podcast
0:58.0	now as an election approaches all the major parties are setting out their
1:02.3	visions for the future of Britain.
1:03.7	Kirstarma has outlined his six pledges. Rishi Sunak has announced his five promises and
1:08.8	Ed Davy has shared his Spotify and wrapped.
1:11.3	But what have Ellis and John?
1:14.0	Well, flying in the face of BBC policy, they have decided to stand at the next election
1:18.0	and can today reveal their five-point plan for a better Britain.
1:22.0	And the platform they stand on is trust.
1:25.1	The T stands for tech.
1:26.7	Ellis and John see Britain leading the world in tech and their promise is to have 90% of
1:31.7	the UK population with access to SMS messaging, either on a mobile phone or via their local library, by 2030.
1:39.0	R. R. Nationalization of Motorway Services
1:42.0	For too long responsibilities for motorway services.
1:42.6	For too long, responsibilities for motorway services
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