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The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News Commentary, News, Comedy

4.7 β€’ 13.2K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 5 February 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Tim shares his thoughts on Armie Hammer’sΒ  first interview post scandal, the Chinese spy ballon, a possessed Pennsylvania girl who abdicated the throne and he laments the butter controversy ravaging his homeland.

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0:00.0

Raleigh Tucson, Phoenix, Monterey, Vancouver, Napa, Oklahoma City Palm Beach, Englewood,

0:05.7

Huntington, New Brunswick, TimDillandComedy.com. We'll see you out there.

0:10.4

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dilland Show. Army Hammer now coming back.

0:15.5

Has an apology. I don't, I never understood what the big deal was with Army Hammer and

0:21.6

why he was in so much trouble. I know that there was a sticky situation and people have

0:27.1

used the word rape and stuff. But from my understanding, he was just fantasizing about eating

0:32.1

people, which is legal. You're allowed to fantasize about being accountable. It may not be

0:38.3

a fetish that, you know, is widely accepted. And I'm not projecting, by the way. Don't be

0:42.8

like, well, this is your projecting and you're clear. I don't want to eat people. I'm

0:48.6

saying that you're allowed to a guy like Army Hammer, who like, if that's what gets him

0:54.3

off, eating, imagining eating a consenting adult. Now, obviously, people would go, can

1:01.9

you consent to be being eaten? Yeah. Probably, but also if this was in the realm of fantasy,

1:11.6

like if he never did it, if he never cut somebody up, if he never cooked human flesh, if this

1:17.1

was just something that got him off, I don't understand why we are quote unquote kink,

1:23.2

gaming someone who's into this. This is what they're into. We don't know why he's into

1:28.2

it. Although now he's saying a youth pastor molested him. And that's why he's into it.

1:33.2

He said he's been in a BDSM since 13. His words not mine. And to me, I don't understand

1:41.3

if it's in the realm of fantasy, what? Because you got to remember, Army Hammer is so attractive.

1:49.0

Being sex with an attractive person, stop being interesting to him. Probably about, I

1:54.0

don't know, 17 years old. Most people, it's a porn. Everything's about fucking someone

1:59.4

hot. That's the whole game of attraction that gets you dick card, it gets your pussy wet.

2:05.8

If somebody's hot, quite simply big tents, big dick, whatever it is that gets someone

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