#334: Gas The Jews (@CountDankulaTV)

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Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 3 September 2018

⏱️ 237 minutes

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Summary

Count Dankula met me in Edinburgh, Scotland to tell me about his crazy ordeal being arrested AND CONVICTED of a crime for making a funny video on YouTube. It's a crazy state of things right now, all over the world. So come listen in to the Glaswegian (if you can understand the accent) tell about what he went through. The video will be posted on my site, arithegreat.com.

Now, whether you find the video funny or not is of no consequence to the point. I personally found it quite funny. It made me legitimately laugh. But that's also got nothing to do with it. The point is whether a government should be mandating what types of humor people should be allowed to put out.

My next tour stop is in Austin on the 19th-22nd of September where I will be performing Ari Shaffir: Jew, followed by one night of shows and a storyteller show in Phoenix at the end of October. Then my European tour goes from mid-November till the end of December.

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0:00.0	You get put in the big holding cell,
0:02.2	where all the other cons and then we played the whole game
0:04.4	of going around everyone in the room.
0:05.8	What you do.
0:06.7	What you do?
0:07.7	And all that.
0:08.5	And there was guys, one of them was a friend of mine
0:10.4	who I remember for years and years ago.
0:12.4	And he's in an age of constantly.
0:15.2	You know, he's only out for like a month or two
0:16.9	at a time and then he's straight back in.
0:18.7	And he actually opened someone's face up
0:22.6	with a meat cleaver.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:24.8	And you're right next to that guy.
0:26.0	He was my friend.
0:28.2	So we're going in the room and one guy's like,
0:29.9	you know, stab someone, you know,
0:31.4	I attack the cops, we are naive and all that type of stuff.
0:34.0	And then it gets to me and I'm just like,
0:36.6	I made a video of my dog doing an accession.
0:39.6	But one person, although it was kind of like,
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