334. Full Charcuterie Board with Neil Delamere
Tea With Me
Shane Todd
4.8 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 10 September 2025
⏱️ 80 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Amazon brings the UEFA Champions League. |
| 0:03.0 | Unbelievable! |
| 0:05.0 | With Tuesday's unmissable match. |
| 0:08.0 | Enchantingly wonderful. |
| 0:10.0 | World-class players. |
| 0:14.0 | Seller! |
| 0:16.0 | What a strike! |
| 0:18.0 | Incredible drama. |
| 0:19.0 | And Harlan! |
| 0:23.0 | History in the making. |
| 0:24.6 | Nice with take two! |
| 0:27.2 | The UEFA Champions League. |
| 0:29.7 | It's on Prime. |
| 0:31.5 | We're rolling at a great time. |
| 0:31.9 | Okay. |
| 0:34.3 | We're talking about the Walt Garden gig and Bangor, |
| 0:37.4 | which is undoubtedly the most middle- gig that and don lary in |
| 0:39.3 | dublin yeah is like middle class gig paradise yeah and you didn't know it's bring your own |
| 0:44.7 | that's how you know it's such a respectable audience because you've done it before and you didn't |
| 0:49.6 | realize it was bring your own yeah that's a very good point because you know gigs are bring your own |
| 0:54.1 | when people vomit on their knees. Yeah. You're walking into a gig you pass a guy with a full-on chopping cart from an Aldi or a little with larger that you can't pronounce. At Wall Garden and Bangor there was, I've got a crowdwork clip up about it. If I was doing it anywhere else, you would think it was making it up. |
| 1:11.4 | There was a guy in the front row with a shirkutory board. But no, I mean, he'd brought the board from home. He wasn't doing a wee set up on his knee. He had brought, like, his own board for this. Can you imagine the bouncer stopped you for having the wrong cheese knife? like they take your knife off you |
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