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The Patdown with Ms. Pat

334: Coochie Ghostbusters

The Patdown with Ms. Pat

Ms. Pat

Comedy

4.96.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Ms. Pat still needs a new intro song, perimenopause is coming for her coochie and she wants to be cremated. Get GLP-1s on Ro & see if your insurance covers GLP-1s for free @ http://Ro.co/PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to another episode of the Pat Down.

0:01.7

I'm here with my good friend Chris, Pangolain and Dingaline Dion. And I'm also with my son, heart attack, Nikiel. How in the fuck have y'all been doing? I've missed you guys. I've been trying to get with you. Not like that, but I've been trying to get with you. As we know, Chris, you've been on vacation. Dion, we know that you've been home. And I kid, we know you've been sleeping.

0:22.9

And you've been men vacation. Dion, we know that you've been home one. And, like, here, we know you've been sleeping.

0:23.1

You've been menopauseant.

0:27.2

Thin ass vagina lying.

0:29.6

Said I'm hot, then I'm old, and I'm itchy.

0:33.0

She said something like you going to get a tooth stuck in her vagina.

0:36.2

What does the thin vagina actually do?

0:38.8

You're in no danger of it ripping.

0:41.0

But you know, the thing is with thin vagina, you don't lose any weight on the scale.

0:49.2

Just leaves clenching power.

0:51.5

You don't let it in there to begin.

0:53.8

You have in like taggy balls or saggy vagina.

0:57.0

What you say?

0:58.0

So what, menopole?

0:59.0

A saggy vagina?

1:00.0

No, not kidding.

1:02.0

Yeah, she said because they're full of cholesterol.

1:05.0

When the doctor told me I had a thin, my, lining I'm thinking like you can see through my

1:11.8

pussy now so I don't know this mental pause shit is new to me and it's when I tell you it

1:20.5

is kicking my ass y'all y'all have to listen to the episode of him I'm gonna gozebussing now

1:24.9

there's something strange I'll gochie ghost busting now.

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