All right, soldiers of the revolution, the permanent one true revolution, to make the world work for everyone spontaneously in every way and live in harmony with the environment and peaceful social relations,

using a property system akin to the lending library to achieve a greater level of abundance with minimal ecological offense.

Attention, we are entering a new phase of the permanent war for what is right.

And the training manual is going to be updating.

The direction from the top of leftism is we're going to be bugs bunneying them from now on.

No more full on straight ahead offenses.

No more traditional military tactics. No. From now on we want to be

fun, funny, sneaky, goofy. We want to be turning the tables on them. We want to bring the sass.

We want to bring the attitude. We don't just want to win. We want to have fun doing it and make

the audience laugh. When you place a banana peel or hand off a rubber chicken, it can't just stop the enemy. It also has to get a laugh. So they're all on our side. Got it? Now I'm worried some of you guys are soft. You're still soft on improvisational comedy. Remember, it is menacing to the enemies to be playfully aloof, okay? Now, can everyone please strike a menacingly aloof pose? Come on, you call that relaxed? Where's the sass? Now, you're trying to do menacing with your face, but what's menacing is how relaxed you are. Try to push your cheek up in kind of a cute way while you're laying on your side. Yeah, there you go. go. Cigar, nice, yeah, eating a carrot, celery, no, that works. Good aloofness, guys. This is a war, okay? We need warriors. We have to be ruthless. We are going to have to humiliate them. We are going to have to make them embarrassed. And yeah, the natural empathetic thing is to say, oh, I feel bad for them. Look how embarrassed

they are. But you're going to have to learn to shut that off. This is war. When you see them running

into a tunnel that was painted on a wall and they smack their face, you don't have time to feel

bad for them. Face off the tree branch limb that they're sitting on, that's just how war goes sometimes.

You need to be at the back practicing pulling

tiny objects out of small pockets. We do expect you to sometimes pull down their eyelids like window

shades and then let go of them causing them to spin up into their face. It's not a polite thing to

do, but it works. And we don't have any time for this false military bravado. uptight and clean cut no we need to be willing to

dress up in various disguises dress up like a woman and make the enemies kiss you write that one down guys

dress up like their mother dress up like an inspector whatever you need to dress up as i don't want to

hear none of this oh no i'm embarrassed to be in a costume you got to dress up as. I don't want to hear none of this. Oh, no, I'm embarrassed to be in a costume.

You've got to be tougher than that. You are a true warrior of the one true proletarian revolution.

You have nothing to be ashamed of. Here we've set up an obstacle course. First, you have to

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