333a. I'm A Professional Side Dude Feat Marcus and Imani (Part One)
The Hard Or Soft Show
The Hard Or Soft Show
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
This week we welcome Marcus, a self proclaimed Side Dude and Imani, a working actress and producer to talk not wanting to have secks with your partner all the time, not being able to perform when you want to, Marcus side dude adventures and relationships, needing to feel exclusive in the way your married bae cheats with you, getting a women that cheats not being the flex that men think, Imani attending one of Tahoe's first play parties, and how we would respond when a person youre dating revealing one of their kinks to you.
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| 0:00.0 | Can I ask you a question? Why you don't ever play with my nipples? |
| 0:05.0 | I got nipples too. It's my turn to get tired up. Not in handcuffs, no. I got PTSD. |
| 0:11.0 | Welcome the heart of soul. When men speak, so hopefully somebody will understand. |
| 0:17.0 | When you say freaky, what's freaky? What you mean by freaky? Alright, if I do this, you're not going to tell your friends, right? |
| 0:24.6 | I need to say you. |
| 0:28.6 | I need to say you. |
| 0:30.6 | You know. |
| 0:32.6 | I'm going to say you. |
| 0:34.6 | You know what you want you want to be. |
| 0:40.3 | Tell me what you need. |
| 0:43.3 | Tell me. |
| 0:44.3 | Tell me. |
| 0:45.3 | Tell me. |
| 0:46.3 | Don't smoke weed before you come to me no more. |
| 0:52.3 | Like, I don't, I don't, I need my woman to smell like a woman. |
| 0:56.0 | Yeah, when you smell like weed, you smell like a nigger. Smike, weps the hall. Yeah, then your breath is not where it's supposed to be for one. On a Thursday, dude. Yeah, I'm good. I don't like, and then we going out, I'm taking that I was the chopper. on Fridays I'll be doing karaoke and all that shit so I'm like I got to get the stents of day |
| 1:13.9 | I don't even would you smoke a skunk. I don't know. I don't like the way to smell. |
| 1:16.5 | And I was like she's like okay. Then he wants to like kiss you and shit. Yeah it's it's a lot. You ain't about to kiss me smell like Gary Payton volume six Like you're gonna smoke that's cool |
| 1:28.0 | Clear your shit out |
| 1:29.8 | Do that blow up |
| 1:31.2 | I don't know what you need to do |
| 1:32.3 | I don't like chicks that smoke like period |
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