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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Private Parts. Now, this episode is brought to you by Told You So, which is an audible original, and it's available to listen now only on audible.

Told You So, is a classic rom-com that trust me, you're gonna love. It's by the author, Leanne Slade, who wrote the rebound, which is another smash hit.

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I've got fucking weight.

Oh, no, he's gonna fucking go for me.

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