Hi everybody, before we start this week's show, we have to let you know that it is a special summer compilation of all the most wonderful stuff that for time, space and legal reasons we have not been able to fit into shows over the last few months.

Hang on a second, so we're releasing a whole show that was legally dubious.

This is the end of no such thing as a first. We're going to be sued by Figs, the people who were on the Fermi Lab, Russia, all of these things are mentioned in the show.

And my catchphrase this week is balls, balls, balls. So listen out for that.

Is it? What context?

You heard it a few weeks ago. You'll hear it again shortly.

No, no wonder that was cut.

Alright, on the show.

Balls, balls, balls.

Do you know what that was like?

Do you know what that was like?

Do you know what that was like?

There's a theory that we only have hands because of Figs.

Sorry, I believe it.

I believe it.

It's that our hands evolved as tools for assessing whether Figs soft or not.

Okay, so this sounds insane, but it's a proper theory from a Dartmouth paper.

And what chimpanzees do in the wild?

They squeeze fruit just like we do in a supermarket to work out whether it's...

It's good.

I'll do that, Andy.

Oh, yeah, okay, don't do that now.

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