333 - Hypothetically, Would You Drown a Mouse?

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 93 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Jake, Rachel, and Timon ran their miles surrounded by public schoolers, and Brad wonders if The Amazing Race provides sunscreen. We compete in a shmores of fictional characters and you can vote on the winner in our ‘Ghostrunners Podcast’ Facebook page. Check out Main Street Roasters and use code GRKC at check out for a 10% discount! https://mainstreetroasters.com Ghostrunners merch: https://bit.ly/399MXFu Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you ready?
0:01.0	Right?
0:02.0	Yes, sir.
0:03.0	In fact, I'm ruling.
0:04.0	Time and are ready?
0:08.0	Yes. And in fact, funny you should ask.
0:10.0	I'm recording this.
0:11.0	Oh, I'm more than just ready.
0:13.0	Happy Wednesday, ghosties.
0:15.0	We're back for more giving away merch for jokes.
0:20.0	New merch is out, Ghostrunners. life slash shop,
0:22.0	if you want to check out all the new designs,
0:24.8	if Jake or Time and Laugh of your joke, you guys win merch. So here we go.
0:32.1	What do ninjas drink?
0:33.7	Jake?
0:34.7	Let's see if I can guess it.
0:36.2	They drink.
0:37.8	Uh, mountain, do your...
0:42.4	Ah, ah. Mountain do your f- your- Whata!
0:47.0	Oh, okay, all right, nothing there?
0:49.0	Nothing, yeah, that was...
0:50.0	When's a door not a door guys?
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