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🗓️ 3 November 2021
⏱️ 43 minutes
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1- Memory of a Golden Retriever
2- More Marjorie than AOC
3- If you mandate, they will quit… or not.
4- Welcome Michael Steele
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0:00.0 | Hi, this is Alonzo Bowden. I want to welcome you to episode 332 of my podcast. Who's paying attention? |
0:29.9 | And I guess you are, but maybe Republicans aren't. Maybe Democrats aren't either. So lots of talk today. It's |
0:41.2 | November 3rd day after election day about Virginia and the new governor, the Republican |
0:47.5 | being elected, and, you know, people, oh my gosh, what happened? What happened? This, listen, |
0:54.0 | I am not the least bit surprised that |
0:57.8 | Glenn Yonkin, the Republican, Trump, or whatever, was elected in Virginia. It's simple. |
1:07.9 | Okay? You start out, first of of all America has far more Republicans and Republican |
1:15.0 | leaning and Trumpers then they admit publicly okay let's get that out of the way that a lot of |
1:21.5 | people they say one thing when they go in that voters booth they're voting a different way that |
1:27.2 | from the day |
1:28.0 | Trump was elected. And you know something? I bet there'll be no talk about Glenn Yonkin's |
1:33.5 | election being a fraud, about there being voter fraud in Virginia. And we need to recount the |
1:40.0 | recounted recounts. And nah, probably won't happen but anyway listen it's quite simple okay |
1:47.0 | you go to the suburbs you tell them democrats raise the price of gas right gas prices are high |
1:53.1 | now sprinkle on some critical race theory add in a little defund the police and then tell them |
2:00.0 | the trans people are out to convert their |
2:03.1 | kids and finally you top it off with a vaccine mandate boom you got a republican there's an |
2:11.1 | article there is no no I love this title. |
2:18.3 | It says, American politics are controlled by voters with the memory of a golden retriever. |
2:25.1 | Listen, I said it on my first special back in 2008. |
2:30.5 | You know, America has the attention span of a hamster on crack. |
2:34.6 | However you want to word it, this happens all the time. |
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