#332: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 29: Portal Pandemonium And Cut-Cut’s Death Curse

The Cryptonaut Podcast

Marc Storrs

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🗓️ 1 April 2024

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week we have a truly terrifying pair of Listener Stories. In our first case a trio of teenage girls are confronted by spontaneous portal, chain wielding shadow men and a malignant metaphysical force. Our second involves a group of hard partying college roommates whose Ouija board experiments inadvertently conjure a massive, inhuman entity with razor-sharp, crab-like claws and an urge to kill.

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0:00.0	Evil Silence and magic buddies. Hello and welcome the Kryptonau Podcast presents evil science and magic buddies the show within the show the conspiracy of the conspiracy the
0:29.4	crypto roundtable listener stories part 28.
0:34.2	Hot damn.
0:35.2	Oh man cooking along doing it my name is Mark's doors and hanging out with me as always is.
0:39.8	Uncle Bobby.
0:40.8	Uncle Bobby thank you so much. And second cousin Chris.
0:44.0	Oh, dude, no one ever sees him coming, dude, second cousin Chris.
0:47.4	You're always at the funeral, you're looking fucking you hide, you're fucked up, you're like,
0:50.1	we're a second cousin Chris.
0:51.3	Oh, he's fun.
0:52.3	I'm the cousin you can marry yeah it's true I
0:54.4	didn't want to go there legally I vibe was there oh yeah and so I'm like I'm
1:00.2	definitely web feet free in the year after 23 because fucking you know you don't have the genetic
1:06.2	problems now there's some social stigma and rightfully so I mean second cousin Chris though
1:12.4	he's all right I mean if you live in like a
1:14.4	provincial town in the 1500s then marrying your second cousin is par for curse
1:18.6	but in the 21st century you know get a tender account I mean someone's going to send us links to like the
1:24.0	legalities of this for sure oh I don't care I'm just saying I'm sure it's perfectly
1:28.0	we'll have the information soon enough sir hey I'm not here to stop love just think
1:32.3	about it.
1:33.0	Nice, those are wise words to live by, sir.
1:38.0	Thank you, thank you.
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