332: Blatant Big Cross Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2019

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, 70% of people who say they aren’t gay anymore say they aren’t gay anymore, Jerry Falwell Jr. files a copyright claim against The Sound and the Fury: The Soap Opera for stealing his life story, and Joseph Smith will agree with Moses about how great Joseph Smith is.

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Headlines:

Bladensburg Cross decision: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/06/20/heres-how-atheists-are-reacting-to-the-supreme-courts-bladensburg-cross-ruling/

Science Journal Retracts Paper That Said Gay Conversion Therapy Works: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/06/22/science-journal-retracts-paper-that-said-gay-conversion-therapy-works/

Jerry Falwell, Jr.’s “Pool Boy” Scandal May Explain His Endorsement of Trump: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/06/20/jerry-falwell-jr-s-pool-boy-scandal-may-explain-his-endorsement-of-trump/ https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/18/us/trump-falwell-endorsement-michael-cohen.html

Jim Bakker: If Donald Trump Doesn’t Win in 2020, Christians Will “Suddenly Die”: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/06/22/jim-bakker-if-donald-trump-doesnt-win-in-2020-christians-will-suddenly-die/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Vatican cancels women’s soccer match because of pro choice protest: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/06/24/vatican-cancels-womens-soccer-game-due-to-opponents-pro-choice-protest/

Christian moms stop Kit Kat from advertising with dicks: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/06/25/christian-moms-group-takes-credit-for-stopping-kit-kat-male-genitalia-ad/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains references to the body parts we're supposed to pretend
0:04.7	don't exist in polite company.
0:07.0	This week's episode of The Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com.
0:12.0	And by Canadian Real Estate, it's cheap, weeds legal, and they don't have Donald Trump.
0:18.0	Canadian Real Estate, because the glaciers are leaving anyway.
0:21.6	And now, The Skaving Atheist.
0:24.0	Wes, your mother's telling me you're not cleaning your room because it interferes with your
0:27.7	method of getting good marks in anthropology?
0:30.5	That's right.
0:31.5	You see, I'm using method acting to understand the mindset of our ancestors.
0:36.3	You mean because we evolved from filthy monkey men, you're not cleaning your room?
0:40.1	Exactly.
0:41.1	Man, I thought explaining this to you would be much more difficult.
0:43.7	Like the time I had to explain to you that Tinky Winky was gay.
0:58.7	It's Thursday.
0:59.7	It's June 27th.
1:01.7	And it's decided to be married day.
1:03.7	Yep, still married.
1:04.7	Me too.
1:05.7	I hate you guys.
1:06.7	I'm no illusions.
1:08.7	Um, Eli Bosnick.
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