332: A Karate Christmas Miracle

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2021

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

This week, we get a bit of bonus "tacular" with an atheist review of A Karate Christmas Miracle, the story of ... actually, I have no idea. We spend an hour and forty-five minutes trying to sort that out in the review and never quite get there.
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Transcript

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0:00.0	One, two, okay let's start with cool driving sounds, dramatic music, a woman whispers and then a HOT!
0:09.0	Yeah, it's keep it simple.
0:11.0	Just like the affordable Dacha Sandero, packed with everything you need and nothing you don't,
0:15.0	you control your maps and music hands free with your smartphone through our clever media control app,
0:20.0	because why fork out for a big flashy screen when you've already got one in your pocket?
0:23.0	Dacha, good thinking, discover more at dacha.co.uk
0:27.0	Subject to availability compatible device requirements.
0:34.0	The exponential growth of this movie's insanity is terrifying!
0:39.0	And continues!
0:40.0	And it will keep pace to be clear.
0:42.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:43.0	Come on, Dingo.
0:44.0	Front of her 68 minutes, yes!
0:45.0	If the characters in this movie had crawled through my screen, right?
0:51.0	Unfolded their skin and Kthulu had done like a small quiz
0:56.0	on friend season 6.
0:58.0	It would not be as crazy.
1:00.0	Nope.
1:01.0	That's what actually happens in this fucking film.
1:07.0	Not awful!
1:09.0	Movie!
1:10.0	Movie!
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