#332: 9/11 Killed JFK (@DSGermain & @TimJDillon)

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🗓️ 14 August 2018

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

Tim Dillon and Dan St Germain came over to talk about conspiracy theories. Both those guys are way into that stuff so that's all they talk about anyway.

Get Dan's brand new comedy album, No Real Winners Here at DanStGermain.net or wherever you buy albums. I think I said 500 times that it was called Bad At The Good Times but that was his old album. I messed up. Get No Real Winners Here. I mean, get both if you want. He's been funny for a long time. But definitely get No Real Winners Here. At Danstgermain.net. Jesus. The whole reason we even got the idea to do the podcast in the first place was to use the opportunity to hype his album. And then I didn't even get that part right. I mean, come on. So please help me make up for that by making No Real Winners Here the top album on iTunes. Get it. It'll be a good purchase regardless of my mess-up. But now it'll also help get me out of a mistake. Please. Or if you don't buy albums, at least go listen to it on Spotify and tell Dan how you like it. No Real Winners Here.

And Watch Tim Dillon on the Netflix 15 minutes sets. Streaming now.

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0:00.0	The CIA started as Wall Street investment bankers in attorneys. That's yeah, that's how the CIA started
0:06.0	And the CIA started before it was the OS when it was the OS has it was a lot of people from Wall Street
0:11.6	And it was a lot of attorneys and these guys got into espionage
0:14.4	They got into spying and one of the things that the CIA got very good at is propaganda and how to put out
0:19.8	Information and they they became you know, they embedded themselves into all these institutions the media
0:25.0	Yeah, I think they're very separate from the State Department
0:28.3	Yeah, no these these guys know how to do it. They know how to get there
0:33.7	They know how to control the narrative control the message
0:35.7	The CIA trying to kill me be bad news get the fuck up by my way when I pass
0:40.4	Move I'm out of order tell me what the fuck the actual you fuck around with me
0:44.5	And I'm out the blast you see I try to kill me be bad news
0:48.4	Fuck around with y'all fix it as a bad move
0:51.7	I'm a survivalist and said I shouldn't be dead over the year ago
0:54.8	Okay, I gotta do this. I gotta do this my roommate's coming home with his parents
1:00.5	With his Indian parents through the best immigrants that I've ever met in my life
1:05.8	There's so much fun. They're smart
1:10.2	And they're cool. They're like you know, they don't get offended for parents. Man, they're great
1:16.1	But they can come home and so I don't have to be embarrassed to do this
1:18.9	I can't really do it in front of them
1:20.5	But also because they're probably gonna have wine and we're probably gonna get drunk
1:25.1	Welcome everybody to our each of your skeptic tech. I'm at the ember a fringe festival in ember a Scotland
1:32.4	And
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