331-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2016

⏱️ 88 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Don't get it twisted, we might look, you know, DIFFERENT, but we are still hood as S**T and we will F**K yo ass up! Nah, we be playin, jeans. But some people are NOT playing and thankfully they record their messages for us. Plus the mystery has been SOLVED. There's no more guessing when it comes to Hey, Hitler or Happy Birthday to, er, Nicholas. We have the indisputable results. They are disturbing, which is our favorite. Plus Tommy is ambushed by a SURPRISE psychological review of his artwork. Is he well? Never play games with Ghostface Killah or his goons. This audio should prove that to you.

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0:00.0	Alright, thank you David for sending these dope beats man.
0:26.2	I love when you guys send, you know, your songs, your instrumentals.
0:31.6	It's all great for the show.
0:32.6	Thank you very much.
0:35.7	Welcome to your mom's house.
0:37.8	We are recording this again.
0:42.4	A lot of you discovered the video for the first time last week.
0:46.5	We're very excited to have video now.
0:50.0	It's so incriminating.
0:51.6	Now I can't roll in.
0:52.6	I mean, total shit.
0:54.6	You can tell me how fat I look.
0:57.3	Oh, fat old, tired.
0:59.9	Thank you.
1:01.2	You guys look like you just rolled out of bed.
1:02.9	It is good, by the way, note for big guys especially.
1:06.8	Yeah.
1:07.8	When you wear a shirt that's too big for you, you look even fatter.
1:10.7	That shirt was way too big.
1:12.0	It was.
1:13.0	This is a shirt that fits still fat, but not quite as fat.
1:17.0	So still, hashtag still fat.
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