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tuning in the horror version Todd which means I don't like scary movies but you guys make

me watch them and this week we're joined by Eli Bosnick from God Awful movies

An honor to be here. Thank you. Thank you at last. Well, thank you so much for joining us.

An honor to have you. At last, the horror virgins outnumber the horror officinato's Todd. It's time to overthrow this pie.

You mentioned this, I think it may be before we recorded with you guys yesterday

that there was more than one horror version on that call

although you did not say it was you so I'm glad to find out that it's you oh yeah this is

great because also don't like scary movies famously so I'm glad that there's not

just me this time this movie has some of the lamest pop scares I have ever seen and they got me every single time.

Bro, same. It's the worst. Like I wrote him on my notes so we'll go through it as we go through the plot.

But absolutely, and every time I got scared, I was like, you son of a bitch.

Like I, it makes me mad at the director.

The older you get, the sadder you get after you fall for a pop-

I have a son who has nightmares and I go into his room and I'm like,

hey buddy, nothing to be afraid of, daddy's got you.

And then if something moves suddenly in a movie, I'm like,

Oh, I got nothing.

Someday he's gonna find out his dad's a chicken shit and that day you know they say like

there's two losses of innocence when you're where you realize your mother gave

birth to you and your father's an asshole right like that's gonna my son is

gonna be walking with me someday and a dog's going to bark and he's going to be like,

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