Warning.

This episode of Seriously Wrong is intended for adult audiences.

It is extremely salacious and edgy.

It's a nighttime show, 18 plus.

Hello, radio listeners, and welcome back to all night long radio with DJ Sexual.

We're playing the all night radio dance hits in the scenic green library oasis of Wrongtown,

the capital of Eusefructia.

Now I hope you all had a wonderful evening, a wonderful day,

if you're into that kind of thing, that you've got all the safe, clean drugs you need,

and you're having good, wonderful sex that fits exactly the kind of stuff that you are

personally into.

Here's some community updates for our partiers, orgiers, and dancers across the region.

First up, the LSD Dance Party at Hall 97 is back to its weekly Sunday night schedule,

with tonight being the premier night.

If you can make it down on an all-night

train, I know a lot of us have been missing it while the Hall 97 goes under renovations.

I hear that tonight is going to be a freaky night. Tonight's all-night nude wrestling match

at the Bookchin Wet Dome has been delayed until Tuesday, until they

can upgrade to a higher quality exfoliating mud. Organizers tell us it will be worth the wait.

And finally, a service alert, the 551 underground train service to party city is experiencing

service delays tonight due to a fetish-related

incident.

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