331: Safety Training (extended cut)

The Michael Scott Podcast Company

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Darryl: "That's what I've been trying to tell you, Mike. It's serious down there. We do dangerous stuff, man. This is shenanigans, foolishness, Nerf-ball. You live a sweet, little, Nerf-y life. Sittin' on your biscuit. Never havin' to risk it. Michael: "Okay...what, Nerf isn't cool anymore?" This week on November Normalcy we're diving into the superfan cut of Safety Training from Season 3! We cover all the bailer jokes, betting wagers, trampoline shenanigans, and Drew-ness from this classic episode that covers all the very serious conditions that office workers face worldwide. Then in the conference room, with Edwin away on a business trip, Sean and Alex partake in a little Baby Talk to see how the toddlers in their lives are developing. Support our show and become a member of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Scott's Tots⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on Patreon! For only $5/month, Tots get ad-free episodes plus exclusive access to our monthly Mailbag episodes where we casually pick through every single message/question/comment we receive. We also have bonus series available to our Patrons, like our White Lotus Christmas Special, Party Down, Ted Lasso, Survivor, and unreleased episodes of this show. Oh, and Tots get access to exclusive channels on our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Discord⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:22.5	Hello and welcome to MSPC, aka the Michael Scott Podcast Company,
1:27.8	a podcast about TV and movies,
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1:32.9	I'm your host, and am I a hero?
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