331: No Such Thing As A Queen In A Fig Tree

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the Kings of Leon, debate some Mule-y Chambers, and find out Whose Snacks are on Fire

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another working from home episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a
0:19.9	weekly podcast coming to you from four undisclosed locations in the UK.
0:24.8	My name is Dan Schreiber, I am sitting here with James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray, and
0:29.2	Anna Chazinski. And once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite
0:33.8	facts from the last seven days, and in no particular order, here we go. Starting with fact number
0:40.0	one, and that is Anna.
0:42.3	My fact this week is that the Holy Roman Emperor once made every citizen of Milan pluck a fig
0:48.6	from a mule genitals with their teeth.
0:52.2	Okay.
0:53.2	The seller's to a pack here.
0:57.0	Yeah, my main question is about the dynamic of, as in, how do you get a fig into a mule's
1:02.7	genitals? Like which bit of the genitals are going into?
1:06.0	Oh, well, I'm so glad you asked both of those questions actually, because I do need to
1:10.0	be more specific. I believe it was the anus, according to most sources, which were counting
1:15.0	as part of the genitals.
1:16.0	It's not a genital?
1:17.0	Yeah, definitely not.
1:18.0	No way.
1:19.0	It's not a genital.
1:20.0	You can't generate new life.
1:21.0	Sorry.
1:22.0	Anna, we've got a lot of explaining to do.
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