331: Celery Business

Regular Features

Comedy

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2019

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Nothing in this world is certain except Dale Winton coming at you with some celery, demanding you feed it to him, and then slapping it out of your hand and turning away coquettishly when you try to. And taxes. In this episode you get both. Matt shares his Brexmageddon bunker shopping list. Log dreams about business. Steve offers encouraging commentary.

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0:00.0	Regular, regular, regular, regular future.
0:01.9	Hey, who remembers supermarkets?
0:03.5	That was a fun show.
0:05.8	Dale Whinton.
0:06.9	Dale Hinton.
0:08.0	Is Dale Hinton dead?
0:09.5	Nobody is gay.
0:13.2	So kind of ethically dead?
0:15.1	Dale Winton is dead.
0:16.3	Is it?
0:16.7	No.
0:17.8	Yeah, Dale Winton died.
0:19.2	He rolled his eyes at me when I spoke to him in a gay bar. I like the idea that you're saying that because Dale Winter once winked at you, he cannot be dead. What power have you got, log? What's going on? If you wink at me, you stay alive until I say so. That is the Warlock's promise. And the curse. He's definitely dead. I saw him die.
0:39.1	He died last year, 18th of April, 2018.
0:41.9	You saw him die?
0:43.3	I saw him die on Twitter.
0:45.1	That's, I mean, look, we've all died on Twitter, man.
0:47.4	Come on, we've always been those days.
0:48.7	He just post an ellipsis.
0:50.9	What is it, Dale?
0:52.1	And he just, the next tweet, two hours later was dead.
0:55.2	A little ghost emoji.
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