#330 - I Almost Burned My Apartment Down

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Joe almost sets his apartment on fire when he tries to make chocolate milk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank.
0:02.0	I'm here.
0:02.8	How are you, bud?
0:03.6	Good. I'm doing all right.
0:04.8	I almost lost my eye and I got cut, but I'm as a...
0:08.0	I got stabbed in the head by a skewer.
0:12.0	You're doing or a child hit you?
0:14.4	My kind of my doing, but there was like a stake in a plant of ours in Ruby's room,
0:19.6	and I went to bend down and grab something.
0:21.6	Stab your head, stab right dude.
0:23.6	See, you're impaled.
0:24.4	I wasn't paled. Honestly?
0:26.0	Just want to say this.
0:26.8	Yeah.
0:27.6	Could have lost my eye.
0:28.8	I mean, yeah.
0:29.8	It could have been real bad.
0:30.8	I'm confident that you would have saw it coming.
0:32.8	No, it was in the dark because after I put Ruby to sleep.
0:34.8	Oh.
0:35.8	That's why it happened.
0:36.8	Good for you.
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