330. Cryptid Kids #3: What if a banana became a supervillain?

What If World - Stories for Kids

Eric O'Keeffe / What If World LLC

Kids & Family, Stories For Kids, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.5 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

What do a banana and a Monster Machine have in common? Your questions and our dice rolls will help us find out. Also, Mr. Eric finally says the word you’ve asked him to speak for years! Lessons include: Big problems require a lot of thought and teamwork to solve; we should talk about our bodies literally and ask our grownups questions if we’re confused. This story is part of a new Guilds & Goblins campaign, where What If World characters (and guests) play an original tabletop RPG for kids and families. Real-life dice rolls help us tell the story, along with your questions! Start with episodes 327 & 328, Cryptid Kids #1 & #2, if you’ve never heard a G&G story. Campaign Two includes G&G 23 to G&G 33, or episodes 294-296, 302-304, 307, 310-311, and 315-316. Campaign One includes G&G 1 to G&G 22, or episodes 176, 181-182, 191-193, 199-199 ½, 214-217, 243-245, 263, 270-271, and 275-279. Subscribe to What If World wherever you listen: link.chtbl.com/whatifworld. Grownups, help your kids share their questions & ideas at [email protected], via voicemail at 205-605-WHAT (9428), or on Instagram @whatifworldpodcast Want more kids podcasts for the whole family? Grown-ups, subscribe to Starglow+ here. Learn more about Starglow Media here. Follow Starglow on Instagram and YouTube Eric and Karen O'Keeffe make What If World. Our character art is by Ana Stretcu, and our episode art is by Lynn Hickernell. A big thanks to our producer Miss Lynn. Our podcast art is by Jason O’Keefe, and our theme song is by Craig Martinson.

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0:00.0	What if kittens paid the glockage beer?
0:09.0	What if unicorns were real?
0:12.0	What if you could fly? Corns were real if only.
0:13.0	What if you could fly or travel back in time?
0:17.0	We welcome you to what if world.
0:20.0	What if world?
0:22.0	What if world?
0:27.0	World. This is What if world. Hey there folks and welcome back to Guilds and Goblins, the What If World Show,
0:39.4	where your questions and I'm
0:45.0	I'm Papa Lou, your host, and I'm Papa Lou, your host and Guildmaster.
0:51.0	And today we're starting off with a question from a patron named
0:55.2	Eliana.
0:56.2	Hello my name's Eliana and I'm eight years old and my wonderful question is what if bananas took over the world?
1:11.0	Oh, I love a yummy banana, but I'll do my best to use your question in the next part of our adventure.
1:19.0	We've even got a few more questions and ideas to include along the way, but you'll just have to wait for those surprises
1:26.1	because now it's time to introduce my players, starting with my son.
1:30.9	Zach Jammelu, and my caricatures named my characters named Scribno the Doodle Knight.
1:37.0	He's basically a walking, talking scribble,
1:41.0	a very noble bearing who can redraw his own body with a magic pencil.
1:46.6	And I'm Lola Rabbit. My character's name is Amara Stormtide.
1:51.2	She's a little blue ocean dragon with an attitude.
1:55.0	Not to mention Storm Magic in some cool detective powers.
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