33. What's in a Name?
Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them: A Harry Potter Fanfiction Podcast
Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them
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🗓️ 15 October 2018
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Welcome to Fanatical Fics and Where to Find Them! After our very first adventure into a multi-episode story, we’re back on our regular one shot bullshit. Make sure to figure out your “name” and tweet it at us! Rules are posted at the bottom of the description and on our social media somewhere… probably.
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Use the third letter of your first name to find your new first name A= Poopsie B= Lumpy C= Buttercup D= Gidget E= Crusty F= Greasy G= Fluffy H= Cheeseball I= Chim-chim J= Stinky K= Funky I= Boobie M= Pinky N= Zippy O= Goober P= Doofus Q= Slimy R= Loopy S= Snotty T= Tulefel U= Dorkey V= Squeezit W= Oprah X= Skipper Y= Dinky Z= Zsa-Zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to find the first part of your new last name. A= Apple B= Toilet C= Giggle D= Burger E= Girdle F= Barf G= Lizard H= Waffle I= Cootie J= Monkey K= Potty I= Liver M= Banana N= Rhino O= Bubble P= Hamster Q= Toad R= Gizzard S= Pizza T= Gerbil U= Chicken V= Pickle W= Chuckle X= Tofu Y= Gorilla Z= Stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to find the last part of your new last name. A= Head B= Mouth C= Face D= Nose E= Tush F= Breath G= Pants H= Shorts I= Lips J= Honker K= Butt I= Brain M= Tushie N= Chunks O= Hiney P= Biscuits Q= Toes R= Buns S= Fanny T= Sniffer U= Sprinkles V= Kisser W= Squirt X= Humperdinck Y= Brains Z= Juice
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| 0:00.0 | So, J.K. Rolling ruined my life the other day. |
| 0:03.4 | Great. Tell me about it. |
| 0:05.2 | I was clicking links to Pottermore. |
| 0:07.7 | As you do. |
| 0:08.5 | Right. And I was reading the article about the Chamber of Secrets. |
| 0:13.0 | And in it, she, I'm so upset. |
| 0:19.2 | She's talking about how, so Hogwarts is a really old castle, so they added plumbing in later. |
| 0:24.3 | Right. |
| 0:24.6 | Because indoor plumbing wasn't a thing until like the 1800s or whatever. |
| 0:27.5 | Right. |
| 0:29.5 | But she felt the need, for some reason, to say that before Hogwarts had indoor plumbing, what wizards did to use the bathroom was they just went wherever they were and then vanished it. |
| 0:44.3 | And my life is ruined. |
| 0:47.4 | Because now I can't stop thinking about that. |
| 0:51.7 | Just there are so many questions that that raises and I just, I'm not okay. |
| 0:58.3 | You know what? You very rarely are okay, so I am not entirely sure how you want me to react to |
| 1:05.3 | this bit of news. What happened to the students that were poop in their pants before they knew |
| 1:09.9 | how to vanish the poop. |
| 1:11.8 | Did they have a specific poop vanisher upperclassmen assigned to them? |
| 1:17.2 | You know, that is actually a really good point that I hadn't thought of. |
| 1:20.1 | Sequoia! |
| 1:20.7 | First years don't object shit about magic. |
| 1:23.5 | Sequoia! |
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